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Stig Quotes

Some Say...

1. He thought Star Wars was a documentary
2. His ear wax tastes like Turkish delight
3. He's MAC compatible
4. He's tears are adhesive
5. If he caught fire he'd burn for 1000 days
6. The outline of his left nipple is the same shape as the Nurburgring
7. He sleeps upside down like a bat.
8. His sweat can be used to clean precious metals
9. His skin has the texture of dolphins
10. If you tune your radio to 88.4 FM you can hear his thoughts
11. He is scared of bells
12. His first name really is "The"
13. He was raised by wolves
14. He is illegal in 17 U.S. States
15. He is confused by stairs
16. His heart ticks like a watch
17. There's an airport in Russia named after him
18. He appears on Japanese bank notes
19. He has a tattoo of his face on his face
20. He appears on high value stamps in Sweden

But all we know is he is called "The Stig"